New and Improved Update
I'm going to make this short, so you get news in point form and with abhorrent grammar and spelling.
- I had a bad day at work on Friday. I left my hammer up on Bullmoose mountain and got a flat tire. No one stopped to help me, but I got the temporary spare on by myself. Once back in Tumbler Ridge, no tire shop would be open until Monday to fix my tire. Dammit. So I had to drive to Dawson Creek on the donut tire doing 60 the whole way, stopping to let the stupid thing cool off every once in a while.
- Once in Dawson, Canadian tire, walmart, and other tire shops did not have the right size of tire. Nor could they fix the one that went flat. Plus two of my other tires appear to have sustained enough damage that they too needed replacing. $700 later...I was back on the road.
- Ran into one peeing man on a trail and several nearly naked teens at Flatbed falls. This being right after I changed my tire, I was not in the mood for dealing with drunken teens and may have frightened one or two of them.
- I am going to drive my horse Desi in a cart for my friend Robyn's wedding. Should be wicked!
- Attended North country fair. It was... amazing!!!! Never fails to please, and the hippys are amusing beyond belief. Found a group of old people dressed as pirates here. By the way, if anyone ever gets a chance to see a band called Dr. Draw...It's well worth the show. It's a rock band with a violinist as the lead, it's really phenomenal. I also found out here that I am capable of preparing a meal for 3-400 hippies (we volunteered in the kitchen and Mike and I were the only sober ones and thus were put in charge)
- I did not remain sober for very long at the fair and had a very grand time sitting in a drum circle with a bunch of stoned hippies and one presumably stoned garter snake which lived in the fire pit. One hippy taught me to play his drum and a 5 gallon water jug, as well as a beer can and some maracas. A particularily hot hippy from vancouver was amazing at drumming and taught us all how to "jam". It was awesome.
- Mike and I have been discussing wedding plans and I think we've come up with something that will satisfy us both. We've decided not to reveal our plans until due time; just in case. Yes. Very ambiguous.
- My F***ing boss hasn't paid me yet. I love my job, but I need money sometime. He owes me close to $15,000 now and I am seriously running low on funds especially with gas and the tire situation. Bah. Stupid bureaucracy.
I am not done updating but must now go teach some tourist booth operators about geocaching. I'll finish updating later.
Cheers, y'all!!

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